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terminal-bisexuality:

60% of straight women say they would never date a bisexual. 50% of straight men say they would never date a bisexual. 40% of gay men and lesbians say they would never date a bisexual. Bisexuals are obviously just greedy. They’re just bisexual so they can sleep with fewer people and lose opportunities for relationships based solely on their sexual orientation. 

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mydraco:

should I paint my nails red as the blood of my victims or black like my soul

(via sherlocks-black-curls)


classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

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Me: Who's a good boy?
Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zakichu:

peterpanandlarry:

insanityisallihavegoingforme:

… He is making some very good points.

“Four legged boobs.”

nigahiga spittin straight wisdom

(via hi-fangirling-im-dad)


ladymalchav:

nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:

fangrrrling:

Because fat jokes are as awesome as rapey vampire jokes.

it’s not a fat joke he’s an actual elephant you idiot

Ganesha:

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from the show:

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srsly, one of the best sight gags they’ve ever done

even if you know nothing about Hinduism, how do you not remember this?

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shelikestheboysintheband:

maccasass:

Drake’s one of us

and josh is our parents

(via consultingtimelordoftherings)


taking a selfie in a convertible 

taking a selfie in a convertible 


why the fuck am i crying
literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via viserrion)

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buckysalone:

50/100 s3 screencaps

buckysalone:

50/100 s3 screencaps

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so-tired-of-running:

del0ppus:

If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think

My love for this post is unbelievable.

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